Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

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merph

a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge

a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*

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merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

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merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

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merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

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merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

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