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An Appalachian term for mother.
I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'
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When someone's unnaturally deep voice vibrates through the ceiling
For God's sake, I'm trying to sleep and all I can hear is your voice mommering through the walls!
one who nails the mothers of other people
jas and trevor are the ultimate mommers, they've got about 60 of them
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Someone who immediately goes after a person's mother if you talk smack to them
Unsuspecting jokester: Hey, 1982 called and said it wants that shirt back.
Mommer: Oh yeah, that's not what your mother said when I was nailing her last night.
Unsuspecting jokester: Huh?
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When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.
John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.
Group: BULL SHIT
Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.
A woman who shoots explosive fetuses
Your girlfriend is such a mommer bomber