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To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
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me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.
also me: mom, can we keep him?
mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)
Murf! (in a love you tone)
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
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