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My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

by I hate Stuart little December 19, 2018

291๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


My wife

she left

person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife

by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


my wife

sarah paulson

my wife is sarah paulson

by rawrmemes.xd May 23, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


my wife's son

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)

A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."

by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018

85๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž