Ostritch

a seedy looking man who thinks hes a teacher and a good one but isn't. He is also sexist and likes to tell people off and send them outside for something someone else did. Also like to play movies really loud and has an irritating voice. Oh and watch out for the look people its deadly.

Bob: Omg what is that
Fred: it's the ostritch RUN!!!

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ostritch seat

when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.

Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"