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an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex
person 1: You doing anything tonight?
person 2: Oh yea i am paying bills all night long.
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Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.
line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.
phrase used to reassure someone of a situation; another way of saying fo sho
John: yo is it ok if we go to that party?
Nick: are you kidding? I pay bills there
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Commonly used on tv shows when they want to take a commercial break.
Or it could actually mean paying your bills, electricity, water, et cetera.
Let's take a quick break to go pay some bills.
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The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)
I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."
"Made by the crimsion chin"
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John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.
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The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.
Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."
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