I'm suprised urban dictionary didn't have this... typed by doing diagonals in a zig-zag pattern and back. qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq. You're so bored you will fall asleep.
I type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and a few more variations until qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq