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radius

Half the diameter of a circle

If the diameter is 100, the radius is therefore 50.

by iDior February 12, 2008

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radius

The strong unexplainable pull of one's "pick-up abilities" on a girl of choice that is in said radius.

Sally was in the midst of John's radius last night;so she inevitably had sex with him

by sodumc February 25, 2009

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Greeting Radius

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.

Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009


underpants radius

The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower.

It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.

At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!

by Knowingest J. Drawbridges December 12, 2008

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Swang radius

The length that one’s balls hang down below their taint. This measurement provides the maximum distance ones scrotum could swing in any given direction. Measured to lowest hanging ball.

You talking mad shit for someone in my swang radius.

by Dr. Brain Hanger September 22, 2020


radius of stink

radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)

Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."

Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."

by position_x_force May 27, 2005


Rizz Radius

The radius that yo rizz reaches.

Guy 1: AYO check out the rizz radius of Luka bro :(
He’s getting ALL the ladies in the room.

Guy 2: bruh… you know this is a retirement home right…?

by BroBroMan42069 January 10, 2023