Relaxation

Something I will never experience

Good luck trying to find relaxation.

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Relaxation

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.

Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.

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Relaxed

Having an easygoing and mellow nature.

"Wow, Liz seems very relaxed...has she been smoking the ganja lately?"

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Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

relax

The one thing you shouldnt say to women/girls.

Ashley: so I went off on him and said...

Jacob: wow, relax

Ashley: U WOT M8

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relax

To chill out, calm down and take a break.

After much work, he relaxed on the bed.

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Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

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