Road Block

A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.

Couldn’t finish my shopping yesterday due to road blocks in several aisles.

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Road Block

My god you can't even spell Roblox right.

Guy 1: Man I love road blocks
Guy 2: dude cmon. Are you kidding me?

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Road Block

when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.

Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.

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Road Block

How boomers or noobs say Roblox

Photosynthesis:want to play road block

MauiTheMan:o k

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road block

constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese

The Mexican food from dinner last night gave me road block AND ring sting! Damn!

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Road block

Some one who blocks a road, or two, hell the whole town!!! Is very ugly and fat, likes to ride BMXs and take advantage of ugly girls (ie:arthur/katie)

Todd, and possibly jaime, but really its todd.. hah

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Road block

When giving anal the girl poops on your dick.

when we were having sex she road blocked me

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