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I was looking through the pet store window and I saw a puppy that was such a schnoo!
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A replaceable term for anything meaning of a sexual act, reproductive body part, or usually anything sexual. This can be interchangeable with any race, gender, etc.
1) Dude, I met this chick last night and, later, she totally played with my schnoo!
2) Yeah, but what if later we begin to schnoo?
3) ARGUUHH. What are you doing!?! Don't look at my schnoo!
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1. an absence of being; a lifeless existence
2. an action displaying any or all qualities schnoo
3. a gathering of 4 or more peruvian blacksmiths.
1. Just trying to schnoo in the next little bit
2. I freaked out when becky started to schnoo from her schnoo. Thank god it was just cottage cheese.
3. Hey, check out that schnoo drinking peruvian wine. They are starting to look pretty shoeless
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Schnoo comes from the act of lying on your stomach, having your arms at your side, arching your back so your legs and upper body are off the ground, clenching your butt cheeks, squirming a bit, and letting out the sound "SCHNOO" in a very forced, retarded voice. This represents a caterpillar reaching the last stage of metamorphosis. A skill many will not be able to have, it is extraordinarily rare for a person to do such an act with imminent perfection. If you're lucky, schnoo might come to you!
"Woah! My girlfriend was schnooing in bed last night, I'd never seen something so beautiful."
"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.
A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.
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