shelved

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

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Shelving

Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.

"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"

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shelve

To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.

Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.

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shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

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Shelve

Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.

Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.

Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.

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Shelved

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

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Shelved

The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..

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