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A series of expletives representing the transition from bad, to worse, to the end of the world. Can be used in a string, or with filler phrases inbetween.
You wrecked the Benz? Shit, Damn, Fuck!
Shit, that dude has a gun; damn, he's shooting people; fuck, he's coming for me!
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What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.
Teacher: You have a test tommorow!
Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!
What you say if something strange or surprising happens.
When Charlie hit his toe, he screamed out "Damn!Shit!Fuck!"
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when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs
did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned
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God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
*your asshole explodes violently*
GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!
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The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
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Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?
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