shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

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Shmeckels

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.

Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.

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Shmeckel

a word to replace any 1 word in a sentance

"Fuck you, you fuckin' shmeckel"

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Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢