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Someone who has a very small penis.
Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
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Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan
They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*
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That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.
Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow
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Jesse Guzman Try To Play A Girl And Got Played And They Found Out He Had A Shrimps Dick Shrimp Dick
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A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
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A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.
Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!
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shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
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