sitruc

Sitrucing is the act between 2 make consisting of filling one’s anus with golf balls and laying on there belly while holding a red Apple it there mouth. The second person stands above the one laying down with a golf club. Person one then proceeds to push out the gold balls one at a time whilst the second person hits them as if he were playing golf.

Person 1: “hey man do you want to sitruc tonight?”

Person 2: “no, not with you! Maybe if you start working on your swing, I would consider going a few rounds!”