Slart

A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.

"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."

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Slart

Other word for slut.

Yo slart, get yo fat ass over here.
Why not go fuck that slart.
Dude, your girlfriend is a dirty slart.
What a fucken slart.

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Slart

A term used to describe a woman so unbelievably dirty and skanky, that the resembles the stereotype of both a slag and tart. Using far too much make-up and fake-tan, she can be mistaken for a wedding-cake as well as an orangutan. Stay away lads.

What a fucking slart

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Slart

'Slart' too tarty to be a slut, and not good enough to be a tart.

you total slart, either take some clothes off, or put more makeup on.

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Slart

the mixture of slatt and shart. Commonly used to greet a friend who bonds over their shits

My slart what is goin on

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Slart

A term originating in Yorkshire that describes a sum of liquid greater than a drop being emitted from a funnel or dispenser. Usually describing vinegar.

"Put a couple o' slarts o' vinegar on my chips would ya love."

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Slart

When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices

Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"

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