SOAP

An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.

SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.

(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)

Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!

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SOAP

Supporter of Athletic People: People who hang out with athletes who are not athletes themselves

Is that your teammate? No, that's Emmy's friend Melissa, she's a SOAP. Oh...

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no soap

Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.

Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.

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Soaping

The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.

Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.

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soap

1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.

Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.

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soap

i'm losing braincells

if i eated soap i don't eat it bc i did. no i didn't ❤️

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Soap

Something you better not drop in jail!

John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.

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