stati

A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

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stati

-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.

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stati

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

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stati

The plural of status.

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

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staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

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staties

Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

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Statie

A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.

Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.

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