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A deliciously-sweet baked good served across all provinces of Tamriel.
"Let me guess... somebody stole your Sweet Roll?"
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Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
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the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
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Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.
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most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
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A person who can be innocent and sweet but is usually devious and slightly evil; their intentions however, are never meant to harm others
She seems like she's so cute and innocent but I saw her laugh when Dan told that dirty joke. She's such a Bitter-sweet Cinnamon roll
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The inability to keep any plans or commitments. Also known as bailing.
I was gonna hang with my friends but I ended up sweet rolling instead.