tax

expensive, overpriced

"15 dollars for a burger? that's tax."
"Going out in this city is always tax."

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tax

Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.

It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>

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tax

To steal or take something.

A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!

C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).

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tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

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tax

1) The money removed from citizens paychecks to pay the government. They are a pain in the butt.

2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.

Person 1: You better pay your taxes soon...the deadline is tomorrow.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.

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tax

1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.

1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."

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tax

To just have sex. No tax daddy . no taxalicious... just TAX. Kinda like the IRS jacking people.You really have no-say in the matter it just happens!

(Present tense) When we gonna tax? (Past tense) I taxed last night.

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