the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

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lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

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Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

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[lazer]

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."

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lazer lazer

(LAZER BEAM)
(YEET)
(FUCKING INSAIN)

(YEET)
(LAZER LAZER)

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lazers

mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!

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Lazers

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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