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The shoots

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.

Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."

by Crosby, ND, CJ February 9, 2012

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shoot shoot

the act of spilling your love juices. can be imitated by the use of the shake-weight

Chi Chen I love it when you shoot shoot all over my face. I like the saltiness and mountain dew residue

by suckysucky5dollar December 14, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


shoot

Alternative word to shit or crap. when you dont want to say "shit" or "crap", just say "shoot".

Kate: Oh shoot i forgot my bag! let me go and get it

by sarah_A April 19, 2008

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shoot

The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."

"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."

by Lairor December 9, 2004

1449๐Ÿ‘ 275๐Ÿ‘Ž


shoots

typically used by island folk that is commonly used as an acknowledgement or an informal farewell.

guy 1: alright man im outta here.

islander: sounds good. shoots.

guy 1: later man

by greenmonster81 September 8, 2010

259๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


SHOOT

Alternate word to Shit

Shoot, I lost the lotto by 1 number!

by AC December 8, 2003

826๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shoot

go ahead and ask your question

girl: can I ask you a question

guy: shoot

by someone April 4, 2005

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