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vows

Words spoken at a wedding which most people do not succeed in carrying out.

TYPICAL WEDDING VOWS:

I vow to forsake all others
and cling only to you
for better or worse
in wealth or in poverty
in sickness and in health
until death do us part

by Norm Alman August 27, 2009

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Vowe

Everything, and nothing at the same time.

Vowe? Vowe.

by Platapus nipple March 1, 2020


vow

sexy boyzngirlz penetrating dick n hole.

vow chicks penetrating horny dick.

by warlemo October 2, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenage Vow

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years

Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.

by whitemedal September 6, 2009


Unbeatable Vow

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.

I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!

by CHS XC September 30, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Vows

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.

Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.

by June 17, 2021