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Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
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When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation
Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...
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An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true
Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"
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A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
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Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.
Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!
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Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.
The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.