sours

Someone who always believes they are correct but never are. One who always manages to fall off platforms at any moment it suits them.

Man sours fell off again?

He's just never right is he...

netaudio

Netaudio is music that is distributed freely and legally via the internet. Often the term Netaudio is used as somewhat a synonym for files in the mp3 format.

"This is cool netaudio sound."
"Hey this sound can be legaly downloaded."
"Google for netaudio."

Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

periclated

Function: adjective
Etymology: pseaudo-Latin periclatus, from past participle of Xavierescense grow old, become disused, perhaps from ob- toward + solEre to be accustomed.

1 a : no longer in use or no longer useful b : of a kind or style no longer current : OLD-FASHIONED
2 of a plant or animal part : indistinct or imperfect as compared with a corresponding part in related organisms :

1) These clothes are periclated.
2) That mullet is periclated.

d doggin

(Dry dogging) When someone is horny and grinds their privates on any part of you just to get stimulation, while making the panting sound of a tired dog.

I was d doggin the shit out of that bitch because she wouldnt give it up!

Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

Thigh Gap

A gap between a person's thighs caused by either extreme malnorishment, and unfortunately, anorexia, or by wider hips or a slightly out turned pelvis. This has become a coveted look for many young women.

"I'm really jealous of her thigh gap"
*PLEASE NOTE: If you do not have a thigh gap, your chances of getting one are practically impossible. Trying to modify your bone structure or extreme dieting can lead to PARALYSIS OR DEATH. *