Hannah

Probably the biggest lesbian you'll ever meet. She loves cats WAY too much and drinks a lot of strange flavour soft drinks. Oh, and she plays Undertale. She has blonde hair, usually a private school, blue eyes, vision problems and mentally fucked. But she'll give you some good cuddles if she decides she likes you.

Person 1: You know that Hannah girl?
Person 2: Yeah she's the definition of insane.
Person 1: I'm shocked she isn't in an asylum

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Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.

You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.

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Sycron

The former SecDef and current President of USDF on Habbo. You could say he's pretty cool.

"You know Sycron retired in 2018, right?"

Pornstache

George Mendez from Orange Is The New Black. Known for his disgustingly freaky facial hair.

"Oh you know, I got some dope off pornstache."
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"

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