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A blowjob given to a placid penis
First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.
Performing a blowjob on a placid penis.
My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.
A dress that is so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her cockpit (i.e., her vagina).
First guy: "Man, that girl's dress is really short."
Second guy: "Yeah, she is wearing a jet dress"
First guy: "What's a jet dress?"
Second guy: " A jet dress so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her 'cockpit' (i.e., her vagina)."
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A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.
That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.