cousin daddy

A term used when a woman's partner/husband is her own cousin and they both had a child.

Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.

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reality tv

Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.

Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.

Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.

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homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!

Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.

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porn jock

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

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scabby d

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

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judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

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blower

A person who gives a blow job.

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.

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