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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

285πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

23πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


juicy

ADJECTIVE.
Thick and curvacious.

Wow thatgurl is juicy.

by Alexandra April 18, 2004

572πŸ‘ 334πŸ‘Ž


long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 6, 2004

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tiara

semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher

"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

86πŸ‘ 243πŸ‘Ž


drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by Alexandra October 11, 2004

195πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž