div

Derived from "individual needs child", a cruel schoolyard insult. Not at all politically correct.

Someone who's "not quite normal", an idiot, spaz, etc.

You're such a div, you can't find your arse with either hand.

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airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

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dormant

A bit slow or stupid. A bit divvy, thick, backward...

Don't be so dormant!

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skids

A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...

A: Fancy a game of skids...
B: OK
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!

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