quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

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Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

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cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

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gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

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u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

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hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

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macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

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