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A trick is what whores do for money.
Not to be confused with illusion
They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!
196π 52π
A justification to yourself for a bad decision.
I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .
66π 9π
A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!
44π 5π
A word that exists because "We Will Overcome" doesn't have the same ring to it.
By 'shall,' do you mean 'may' or 'will'?
26π 5π
An elderly woman whoΓ’ΒΒs got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.
30π 2π
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as heΓ’ΒΒs balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now heΓ’ΒΒs 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
Ordering Chinese later if you want some!
1π 1π
diddly squat ainΓ’ΒΒt but nuthinΓ’ΒΒ at all
I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!
33π 4π