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chained

To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.

Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.

Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.

by Bloopy July 5, 2006

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 9, 2006

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.

Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

16πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


fundamentation

1. Taking something fundamental and applying it in practice. A combination of the words fundamental and implementation.

2. Taking something ordinary and making it fundamental.

The programmers completed fundamentation of their code before adding minor features and details on top.

The political party undertook some major fundamentation of their financial policies to gain support and show they had a solution when the markets were in crisis.

by Bloopy November 19, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Manus

Manus is the name of a pedophile, and has subsequently been used as an insult in New Zealand, including on a TV commercial discouraging drunk driving. Hence, calling someone a Manus is like calling them a pedophile.

Oi, you Manus!
Nah, you're a Manus!

by Bloopy September 6, 2006

11πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.

During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.

by Bloopy December 23, 2005

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.

Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

183πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž