Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

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knob

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

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Sunday

Most depressing day of the week as you think about work/school on Monday and the thought of a crappy Sunday dinner.

Damn it's sunday time to be depressed all day and completed forget about homework until later.

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humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

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VVS

VVS or vertical video syndrome if the act of recording a video using a smartphone vertically. This is very annoying and should be avoided doing whenever possible (always).

It originated from when iPods and iPhones first got cameras.

A: Check out my new video man its awesome

B:WTF MAN why did you record this vertically this sucks. You have VVS

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