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Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).
Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.
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A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.
Hey, did you jar that pudgelet loose yet, I can see it hunkerin from the back of your pants.
A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
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Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.
"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"
25π 11π
Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.
"I just shat a nuglet the size of the Titanic!"
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An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
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Small particle of a turd that you just can't get to flush down the toilet during the "Courtesy Flush".
"Who left the trinklet floatin' in the toilet?"
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