Stooge

A moron. A stooge has skewed thinking and little intelligence yet thinks he/she is equal to or better than everyone else.

Did you see Tom sucking up to the Director? He doesn't even know what the words mean. What a stooge!

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side pack

when a male puts his whole "package" on one side of his crotch seam to make him appear to have more than he does.

I'll side pack today cuz I'm going to the beach.

Rim job

When sucking a penis, vagina, anus, or other object, the rimmer licks around the edges, teasing the receiver, increasing the desire to come to climax.

When she blows me, Anne gives my cock head a rim job before taking it all in her mouth. Nothing better than a good rim job first!

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Signal 20

Personnel status check on a Fire ground or other emergency scene.

Command: " Unit 700 Signal 20". Unit 700: "Check".

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

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Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

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Triple Hitter

A guy that sticks his penis in all a girls holes.

Mike is a Triple Hitter, Wendy. You really want it in your mouth, vagina, and ass?

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