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Where I go to blow my loads to pics of your mom bitch
I went to Yourmom.com right after NoNut November
90π 38π
ItΓ’ΒΒs when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.
Mourner: How did chad die?
ChadΓ’ΒΒs uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?
The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.
Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.
21π 4π
A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.
Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock
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