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Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015

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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015


glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by Everythingzen November 19, 2008

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Gator snatch

When a females vagina has sharp jagged vagina lips and dead skin.

The slut bill was with lastnight, had a gator snatch.

Amy's gator snatch was so horrifying that she scared Kyle so bad, that he ran to his house with out looking back.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015

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Florida orange

When a two females put oranges in their vaginas and let one male eat them out.

Brianna and Beth did the Florida orange with Stan last night in the hotel room.

by Everythingzen March 13, 2015

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Arkansas ass rammer

When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.

Kalie and Wayne did the Arkansas ass rammer and that it was the best anal themed ever done.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

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Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

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