monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

starwank

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.

Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.

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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

spotted pussy

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.

Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.

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Trumped up

A false accusation, especially against President Donald Trump.

Damn, those Democrats Trumped Up some more shit again. They are sore losers, nothing more.

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mommy and daddy wrestling

Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.

Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.

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Mommunist

A mother who sucks every last dime she can from the father and children, like a Communist.

My ex is a total Mommunist. None of my child support money was actually spend on our children because she went on another shopping spree again.

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