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(Yet)another word for sex.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!
79π 53π
An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
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The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"
King Bubsgonzola! KingKing Bubsgonzola! Supreme!!!
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A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
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What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass
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An awesome game that is fun to play and easy to learn.
Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.
No matter how much you want your girlfriend to share your interests, don't show her world of warcraft. In a week she'll be lvl 70 and you'll be the one telling her to get off!
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Reading material to be held in one hand.
My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!
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