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Noun: See crunchy and salty in regards to the second definition.
Definition one- A delicious snack consisting of thinly sliced potatos, oil, and salt, cooked to a crisp, and enjoyed by fat Americans everywhere.
Definition two- A person who is both salty and crunchy. They have a feeling of discontent or otherwise, and feel as though they have done too much cocaine.
"Dude John is such a potato chip. I can't even handle him right now"
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Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
Adjective: An alternative definition to the general understanding of the term. Anyone who has done an excess amount of cocaine resulting in their feeling like an old crunchy paper bag. Usually at a music festival. For elaboration see "potato chip"
"Hey man want to go check out the next band?"
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."
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A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"