A trans man's pussy.
I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.
When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.
Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!
Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.
Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.
When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!
When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.
Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
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