SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.
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A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.
Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!
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A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.
Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"
"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"
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A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.
When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.
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a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.
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