Spartan dowry

300usd tossed into crypto, arbitrage her out a retirement and present as a dowry

I skipped the prenup and put a Spartan dowry in her wallet.

The Drapes

proper noun: where the draft comes from

slang: state-sponsored sex work; the female equivalent of the draft

German women found out that their unemployment benefits could be cut in half, should they not take any of the available jobs. Several of those jobs were in a brothel. THAT was when the tail-end of the unemployment line became known as The Drapes.

Cuntfrontational

Overt passive aggression safely hidden from the intended target

His project IS better. If he wasn't so cuntfrontational about the whole thing, I'd have respected the move.

nogginfogger

mead (honey wine) infused with cannibis

nogginfogger is a drinkable edible. It's 1/8oz cannibis, 2L mead; pressure cooker at 420 for 4m20s and resweeten as desired