x-day

X-Day (the SubGenius rapture), voted Time Magazine's 'Scam of the Century', was supposed to have swept the SubGenii from the earth on July 5th, 1998. This was a faith-shattering event for many x-ists, who were not loaded into the pleasure-ships filled with sex-goddesses. Though it hasn't stopped the SubGenii from gathering every subsequent 5th of July devivals, in hopes that they may have been off by a few years.

I hope that there's a lot of bug-porn on those pleasure ships, come x-day.

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Sloppy Oyster

Euphemism for the female sexual organs. Implies that said sexual apparatus has been soiled more than once in a short period of time.

After John and Mike had their turns, I then rammed my johnson into Sally's sloppy-oyster.

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