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If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.
This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.
I was at the gyno, and did a little gyno-no-no right in his face!
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A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.
He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
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A person who is thought or known to be gay or into squinging
that dude aint no dude hes a squinger
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If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.
Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!
When one is using the facilities and is suddenly overcome by a rancid wafting stench. This stench occurs when gasious build-up from a rotten crotch is let free without warning, so said crotches owner can take a piss... or worse.
The larger the pants (the largest referred to as tent pants) and accompaning crotch, the more overwhelming the odor. Can cause sudden, convulsive vomiting, unconciousness, and in the worst cast scenario, death.
Stay out of the loo, some crazy bitch just Unleashed the Dragon!! Holy Crap!
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'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.
Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!
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a fit bird or one who would make you growl upon seeing her
Grrrrrrrr check the bubba's on that one, she's a right growler
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