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A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.
"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg
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Female Condom, its french
My boyfriends doesnt like to wear a condom, so i use a Vaginalprotectoralis
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A word that describes something ridiculously awesome
That movie was Ultrabuenotastic, in fact it was so good, i shit my pants
When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.
After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.
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1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation
2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money
3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line