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When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the manâs dick slips out of the womanâs pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.
Accidental anal.
Two first cousins that date each other.
I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.
Yup, Kentucky cousins.
When you pull up to somebodyâs house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.
Jessie: I got a new car today.
Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!
The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.
Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?
Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was âBoinga Boingaâ so I said âOKâ to get her to shut up.
A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacinoâs character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.
W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting âWillie! Oh Willie!â. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as âW. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase manâ.
My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.
When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say âfuck itâ
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.