Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

Molerat

A person that stays in their burrow or home all day and doesn’t leave it no matter what. A homebody

Nima: Want to hang out later?

Andre: No
Nima: Youre a molerat, you never want to hang out

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Amazon Prime and Grind

An better version of Netflix and Chill

Amazon Prime and Grind is the new trend
Damn man I feel like Jeff Bezos

Gum as hell

Gay + Dumb as hell

Nima: Elham you gum as hell
Elham: Whachu mean?
Nima: You be sayin dumb shit and actin gay and shit

Sure

When a girl doesnt want to say yes but doesnt want to say no, usually in a public situation like a promposal or proposal.

Winston: Want to go to prom with me?

Francesca: Sure.

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Oink

The sound a pig or a fat girl makes when they want to express themselves.

Nima: You hungry girl?
Athina: Oink!

Nima: Eat up

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